Funny Quotes

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle.

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Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. - Caroline Rhea.

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. - Stephen Leacock.

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There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller.

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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone.

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen.

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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle.

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The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. -Bill Vaughan.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. -Wilson Mizner.

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A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. -Robert Byrne.

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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner.

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