Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.  - Milton Berle.


Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. - Caroline Rhea.


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish. - Stephen Leacock.


There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it. - Dennis Miller.


I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone.


The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen.

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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle.


The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.  -Bill Vaughan.

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Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. -Wilson Mizner.


A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. -Robert Byrne.


I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.   - Rita Rudner.

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